Tuesday, 19 February 2008

"Psycho Predator is Sid Fishious"

You certainly know where you are with The Sun and here's their take after angler Andy Alder caught this delightful snakehead fish on the River Witham near North Hykeham, Lincs.

"A SAVAGE fish more terrifying than a piranha has been caught in Britain for the first time — sparking fears of a deadly invasion....The vicious giant snakehead EATS everything it comes across and has even been reported to KILL people.... An Environment Agency source said last night: “The reaction was, ‘Oh s***’."

Other sources indicate that a snakehead is unlikely to survive a UK winter and that it preys on fish, amphibians and even small birds before turning to HUMAN FLESH.

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